Sunday, December 27, 2009

sphincter punishment

greasy chinese food product; the result of several hours of stomach burbling. a gaseous emission followed by a long, unbroken ribbon of poo, coiling to its rest at the bottom of the bowl. a loud plop and bubbling from the escape of thousands of tiny sulfur bubbles trapped inside.

lacking a scale, i provide you a photo:

Saturday, December 26, 2009

2.4 lbs. A chili adventure!
Less than scale error margin
1.3 lbs
0.6 lbs.
2.0 lbs

Thursday, December 24, 2009

0.6 lbs
2.0 lbs

a mighty deed.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

1.6 lbs.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

1.2 lbs