0.9 lbs

0.8 lbs

0.2 lbs

sphincter punishment

greasy chinese food product; the result of several hours of stomach burbling. a gaseous emission followed by a long, unbroken ribbon of poo, coiling to its rest at the bottom of the bowl. a loud plop and bubbling from the escape of thousands of tiny sulfur bubbles trapped inside.

lacking a scale, i provide you a photo:

2.4 lbs. A chili adventure!

Less than scale error margin

1.3 lbs